A woman was at the Super Bowl sitting in her prime seat on the 50 yard line. Next to her was an empty seat. Another fan walked up to the lady and inquired about the vacancy.

“Ma’am, What’s up with the empty seat? This is prime real estate and it’s hard to believe that it’s open.”

The woman responded “Sadly, it was for my husband. We’ve been to every single Super Bowl since 1967. This is the first time he was unable to attend because he recently passed away.”

“I’m so sorry”, said the fan. “Certainly, you must have a neighbor, friend, or family member who would love to be sitting here with you in place of your dear departed husband.”

The woman looked up and said “Sadly no. They’re all at his funeral.”